Freedom Writers

People are always telling me I need to watch “Freedom Writers”, but I refuse to watch it. Why you ask… well, simply put I work in the ghetto. Why would I watch a movie about someone else who works in the ghetto? I mean is the movie supposed to make me feel better about working in the ghetto? I teach essays. I was supposed to teach how to write an essay, not to avoid becoming one. Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. But when I get home do you really think I want to watch a movie about teaching in the ghetto? NO!!!! I want to watch nothing even related to teaching. When I leave work I don’t even want to know that teenagers exist. In fact, on the weekends I go to movie theaters where teenagers are not allowed after 9 PM. I have also ended all friendships with people who have siblings under the age of 20. I mean really, it is a sad thing when you can't remember your first name and answer only to “hey you”, “teacher” or “umm… what’s your name again?”. Anyway, to be honest, this “Freedom Writers” chick has nothing on me. Let me give you a summary of last weeks events at my school: 5 students found high on meth, 1 dead body found across the street, 1 sky diver who’s shoot didn’t open slammed into the P.E. field, 3 students expelled (one for illegal selling of burritos) and a lock down due to a shooting in the neighborhood across the street. Top that YO!