Dieting : Miss Adams :: Sonnet : Shakespeare

Since I am already in a bad mood from the past horrific week at work, I decided to add insult to injury and throw a diet in there. You know, just to see just how much I can take before I lose my mind and crack. I’ll be honest; I am always on a diet. But I have a schedule right now, and come hell or high water, death or dismemberment, I WILL MEET MY GOAL. And so here it is, I am joining the bandwagon of crack heads that hope and pray that the cabbage soup diet will miraculously drop at least 10 pounds off of their bodies. So here is day one… I have not cheated, but I can tell you this right now in all honesty I want to inflict pain on someone. I love soup, more than any normal person should ever love soup, but I’m so hungry I am nearing violence. It’s not like I have 50 pounds to lose, or even 20. I can’t really explain why it is so important that I do this. I guess I can sum it up with a fight I had with a member of my family this week. Let’s just say that they pointed out that I recently gained 5 pounds…I’ve been crying for the past 3 days…

I can do this… but I have to point something out. Did you ever notice the “die” in diet?